I was at this show in Napa. The whole thing went swimmingly.

Homer: I am Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

We'll probably steal more. We have a long history of stealing water from each other. I'm sure we can figure out a way to steal from Oregon.

Whoever covers that awful Mighty Might Bostones best have a guy who just dances in their band.

I feel like that's what they're going for now.

like hair pie?

And then the dude from Hepcat's like "yeah, this party's dead anyway."

Does this mean that olds don't understand the Aristocrats joke?

downvoted for writing Modest Mouse lyrics.

"I think that he think I think there's something wrong with him."

Obviously not enough people listened to A Sliver Mt. Zion's Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything

I don't get it.

I Watched Jane Die

he's right there with Paymer, Atherton, Perlman, Zabka…

I went to Catholic School for 13 years and just now learned this. Thanks @Dikachu:disqus

Over age of five, it's…it's terrible.

Ya if you scared you drink the small child's pee, it's health, I heard from my grand…ma. You can ask your parents or grandparents. Maybe they tell you too.

I like the "on average" which suggests "sure you can get that shaky cam echoy crap for as little as $4.95/mo, but the good shit's gonna run ya about $12.95-$14.95…"

Ha! Everyone knows it's Brazil. That's why they host the World Cup every year.

heh, pachyderm