Well, look at it this way: by choosing the word "Today" instead of "First," you won't have to suffer from CancerAIDS.

This is a fucking terrible idea!  The only reason people do this kinda shit with the super bowl and awards shows is because they are otherwise un-watchable. But Breaking Bad?  Who wants to deal with "TOLD YOU JESSE WAS GOING TO BLOW UP THE LAB AND KILL THE NAZIS!! FUCK YEAH!! I WON LIKE $12 RIGHT THERE!"

I imagine a PATTON OSWALT ALERT button at everyone's desk at the AV Club.  Any time that anyone digs up current news on Patton Oswalt, they must hit the button (which sounds the alarm) as fast as they can to warn all other coworkers to prepare for their pants to be shat or boners to spring through their pants.  I…

That's how I understood it.  I wonder how many people here that are shitting on a band that has been consistently and unabashedly vocal about their feelings toward art's role in society (and many other things) read beyond the excerpts listed in this write-up.

and the Tra La La Orchestra!

I think Breaking Bad should play halftime.

Is your lack of enthusiasm due to the repetitious nature of those songs?

Is your lack of enthusiasm due to the repetitious nature of those songs?

Is your lack of enthusiasm due to the repetitious nature of those songs?

You will continue with the show and you will like it.  Upon completing the series, you will have this url stashed somewhere, click on it, re-read all of this, and say to yourself "fair enough."

Yet neither of us have made much of a dent on the 3,600 "reasonable discussions"…

Oh it doesn't.  Total Russian-in-the-woods shit.  Bummer, huh?

It's possible we aren't supposed to know the whole story as Pinkman or Skyler understand it.  It's possible that one or both of them know more than the viewer at this point, which could lead to a huge WTF ending that was right under our noses throughout the whole series.

I see why you might think that, but take issue with that whole system of logic.  I too felt Walt Jr *had* to do something big as the series went on.  I agree that wasn't achieved in this single episode, but to become Rambo himself sorta jumps the shark for his character and the story as a whole.

If I'm not mistaken, he did some sick kickflips in the empty pool and called it a day.

I wonder how much work I'd have done by now if I didn't spend the whole fucking day reading these comments…

wow.  you're pretty good at this.

“Everyone dies in this movie.” - Walt to Walt Jr, watching Scarface

Figured as much.  The comments sections for BB are an impossible abyss to navigate, search-wise.

That's rat talk.