Actually, I definitely could. Weird Al's lyrics are more clever than Kanye West's, and his voice is less annoying.

Yeezus Tapdancing Christ I hate that guy's lyrics.  I can probably tolerate listening to Weird Al for longer periods of time.

Heck's Kitchen

I think the OP understands that, but the point being raised is that 3 cans might be more than enough so why buy the 5 gallon drum?  Yes, it's cheaper, but - speaking from experience - the (legal) disposing of a surplus of anything marginally "toxic" can be a pain in the ass.

Super Mario Bothers…THREEEEEEE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

We're up all night to get lucky,
We're up all night to get monkey,
We're up all Mexican monkey,
Toronto Mexican Monkey.

at 0:21, little dude demonstrates that even a boy in a dress can appear tough as nails.

Anything not on "Dead Cities, Red Seas…" is M83 I can do without.

Hopefully, Maron asks Bobcat about Hot to Trot and the rest of the interview is as entertaining as this mess:http://traffic.libsyn.com/t…

Seems like it was just a weeks ago that the couple was spotted canoodling at the San Bernadino Co Morgue

Just felt sad for Chris Dorner…

As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn.  Lookin at the sky with my sunshades on.  Now I never ever claimed that I was a smarty when inspiration hits me - let's have a party!

Deep Deep Trouble?

This would have been a pretty slick firstie.

Typical "older than 40" behavior.

that gif gets funnier every time the epileptic zombie walks into the frame.

everytime I see that guy on TV or in a random movie, I start droppin lines like this and my wife thinks I'm insane.

You bet your ass you would (prefer not to)!

Where the fuck is Bartleby when you need him?