"I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong.  Fuck him and his balls…and his bicycles and his steroids."  -George Carlin 2008

As a guy born in 1981, I realize I'm too old for this site.  I feel like the creepy old guy at a dance club that nurses a cocktail at the bar while looking at the dance floor and bobbing my head.  I should probably finish my drink and go.

I think Godspeed You! Black Emperor should probably try to get in on this.

I did it too.  That sucked.

When did he turn into the college stoner roommate that plays on Reason all day and says "bro, you should check this out right now?"

My brother and I would eagerly wait after the "sha na na naaaa" for the Ubu moment.  Because old TV couldn't rewind or pause (and we weren't smart enough to record it), we'd watch the 2 second clip and launch immediately into the debate.

I considered "At first I thought 'blue' was a typo," but then I felt like a goddamn nerd.

Oh, "blue" wasn't a typo. Bummer.

Just a reminder: George Gaynes is still not dead.

sit, Booboo, sit…good dog <woof!>

This really fucks up my Dead or Not Dead game.  People always blew it on Conrad.

Sacrlicious!

Garbage Pail Kids

I don't know why, but bald John McClain doesn't work for my suspension of disbelief.

Still there…

I think that one of the staffers is insisting on that thumbnail staying on the homepage because he/she thinks it's funny how enraged some of us get from that goddamn agape face.

An emotional rollercoaster, I'm sure.

All concerns about the implications of the public's obsession with football aside, yesterday's Seahawks/Falcons' 4th quarter was pretty epic.

that bit was the Moment of Zen on the Daily Show the other night.  I watched it in a loop for about 2 minutes straight.  Funny every time.

great picture