What about the Twinkie?

I'm a necrophiliac and I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks now.  How do i tell her that she's dead?

I was pretty impressed with Looper's ability to minimize contradictions in a movie largely based on time-travel.  The only time-travel movie script that's near flawless is Primer and that movie's insane.

real fired?  or just damned by the commies?

Jesus, Schrader's a creep.  Why didn't the guy just make her suck on some KfryC while he was at it?

Well technically, it's an SWV reunion, but most people won't know the difference.

Hansel?  HANsel?  HanSEL?

Suck this.

Every year I catch myself going "aww, what!?!?" when I read nominations for the Oscars and Grammies.  Why I continue to be surprised or even slightly emotionally invested is beyond me.

Dylan also wrote crushingly powerful lyrics, which is/was undoubtedly his strong point.  Stephen Hawking can read some of Dylan's words and still move people who had never heard the work.  Could the same be said for Kanye?  Probably no more than the same kind of a emotional pull a decent knock-knock joke delivers.

Finally indeed.

How is this the only picture the AV Club has of Frank Ocean?

No, it's just incredibly easy to get and to smoke somewhat publicly.

Being a dick to Oregonians?  Is this a thing?  I think this could catch on.

Still, he did have too many bowls of that green (and evidently no lucky charms).

He's behaving like a teenager.

My problem was that I was certain everyone was a cop.

Sounds like someone can't think that far ahead.

Makes sense.

Kanye's not really a rapper either.  He's a producer that thinks it's a good idea to try to rap.