I read the shit out of that guy's breakdown, and must admit he won me over.  Sorry if dealing with this comment is painful.

More asbestos!  More asbestos!

More asbestos!  More asbestos!

They're just going to cover the "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" song from the old Toys R Us commercials.

They're just going to cover the "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" song from the old Toys R Us commercials.

Sounds like someone's been thinkin bout forever.

Sounds like someone's been thinkin bout forever.

to be fair, he does look like a pig.

to be fair, he does look like a pig.

Maybe he just heard Big Boi's new one and thought, "sometimes people shouldn't do follow-ups."

Maybe he just heard Big Boi's new one and thought, "sometimes people shouldn't do follow-ups."

Right, and is it Discovery that's now the Guys Making Shit channel?

Right, and is it Discovery that's now the Guys Making Shit channel?

The History Channel - is that the Hitler channel or the ghost channel?

The History Channel - is that the Hitler channel or the ghost channel?

"Every year I find myself here at Cost Plus looking for last-minute gifts.  This will do."

"Every year I find myself here at Cost Plus looking for last-minute gifts.  This will do."

You were not alone.

You were not alone.

ooooohhhhhh, the channel, not the 90s trio.  Gotcha.