It's not that hard. There are only about 17 mirrors in the Mirror World.

Hi dad! I'm in Jurassic Park! Happy birthday dad! Put mom on the phone! Mom? I'm in Jurassic Park!

I don't know about this movie. I'm excited she's in it but do I want to see her maybe getting eaten by dinosaurs?

I absolutely love Bert's "Six." I think it's the silly way Ernie looks around when the music starts playing, his asides, and Bert poking his head in the superimposed 6 on the screen.

I'd argue for Hancock, Men in Black 3, and 2/3 of I Am Legend. Maybe I-Robot. Smith still makes good movies. It's just that his shit movies are really, really shit.

Cash on Delivery

Snake, tell my wife "Hello."

I couldn't stop laughing at the choice to say the N-word. And then you get to fucking say it again!

Hey! You've already done this song not too long ago in another article!

I still get excited during "The Jezebel Spirit" when the track picks up after the line, "Let Jesus in." Never thought I would ever want to dance to an exorcism.

Say that word one more time.

They like us! They really like us!

I always loved the final boss of this game. It starts pulling nightmares from Link's mind in a last-ditch effort to psychologically batter him. The inclusion of Agahnim's and Ganon's shadows also lets us peek into Link's psyche. He's still thinking about all these horrific things he's witnessed in previous games. …

That's not too far from what you can do, actually. I'm thinking of the fact that you can steal the briarheart off of a Forsworn Briarheart. Never gets old.

Pickpocketing is also affected by the weight of the armor you have on. So if you're clanking around in full plate you're gonna get busted more easily. Also, don't save/reload if things go bad, just let the guards come for you. It's cheap to pay off your bounty for one account of larceny. Or you could run, that's…

You forgot the backwards "W."

Hey, I'd whore myself out for 99 Master Balls too.

It's actually a peninsula.

That's the first thing I thought of. It's uncanny.

Having a best friend is…periodically calling them up and telling them about how you saw a shiny Pokemon a la the trainers in Pokemon Gold/Silver.