I love this so much.

Looks how I imagined the kid from Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close when I read it.

Looks how I imagined the kid from Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close when I read it.

Possibly the best opening to any newswire I've read.

Possibly the best opening to any newswire I've read.

Have I got a movie for you!

Have I got a movie for you!

I considered buying one last time I went to a game, but it dawned on me I only guy to a game or two a year and wearing that shirt anywhere other than the stadium would be lame. I hate pot clothing.

I considered buying one last time I went to a game, but it dawned on me I only guy to a game or two a year and wearing that shirt anywhere other than the stadium would be lame. I hate pot clothing.

Just saw this for the first time last weekend and they are the perfect romantic couple. Loved it to death.

Just saw this for the first time last weekend and they are the perfect romantic couple. Loved it to death.

Hard to pick a favorite scene. Absolutely batshit movie that I'm sad I missed in theaters. I would love to go to a drunken midnight showing of this someday.

Hard to pick a favorite scene. Absolutely batshit movie that I'm sad I missed in theaters. I would love to go to a drunken midnight showing of this someday.

Joe Strummer was a pretty big dick dude.

Joe Strummer was a pretty big dick dude.

Seriously. When Melky got caught this year, it was "oh fuck, how far is it gonna reach this time…" but Buster Posey really is Captain America.

Seriously. When Melky got caught this year, it was "oh fuck, how far is it gonna reach this time…" but Buster Posey really is Captain America.

James Deen can be in both versions!

James Deen can be in both versions!

Well yeah I didn't want to watch it to begin with, but it was on at a relatives house and my young cousins love that crap. It was amusing for a bit and then it just became sorta surreal.