I'm really drunk again and have only eaten frozen pizza pie today and it's like I get it you're wearing pants good fur you but I'm my own man and I'm going to live free and due hard. Now imagine how much of a dick I'd be right now I'd had Papa John's.

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I'm very drunk currently. Here's my defense of frozen pizza;

All these things lead to a night where I left an office Christmas party where everyone was kicked out of the hosts house to go sleep in an outdoor stairway. I wouldn't call it "the" low point but it at least ranks as "a" low point.

Three months later I moved to upstate South Carolina and met the girl who made me datable to the other girls.

Last time I went to a Whataburger it was 2009. It was the dying days of Austin, TX being interesting and I personally was in the halcyon time between when the sheriff posts an eviction notice and they change the locks. My gf had bailed on me an the guy sleeping on the couch was a deatbeat fatass whose occasional…

No matter what you tell yourself in the uncomfortable moments before sleep, you are no better than Paulie Shore

Spoiler Alert; everyone dies.

Simon recorded Graceland at the infamous whites-only enclave Sun City when there was a boycott of the place as a venue (it's primarily a resort). Little Steven had a minor hit about how horrible the place was and that he and more relevant artists would have nothing to do with the place. Going to South America actually…

A spoiler space would've been nice. There's at least one statement in the stray observations that needs to be discussed.

Can we get a Spoiler Space on these reviews? The writing this season is sooooo foreshadow heavy and often in very subtle ways and I wanna blab about it.

Twist ending; it was all a dream

But how does a owner of a broken heart compare to the owner of a Netflix account pass-word let alone the owner of a used honda

They played Bowie's Station to Station, which could easily be the internal monologue of a Rubio voter at the convention…

It's about ethics in online streaming post-television media journalism.

You're just happy BoJack mentioned The AV Club. Conflict of interest in internet news, people will be outraged!

Come, as you are
To our mall
See our atrium
Yeah yeah

Can't they give Kirk Cameron a show instead?

Casting Cox would've made for an interesting sub-plot about how Han's hairline unreceded

I said we're looking for a "Henry-Rollins-type" not Henry Rollins!