It's more about being condescending than accurate. It's a delicate balance of idiocy.

I threw a whole box. There are definitely 500 toothpicks on the floor.

I got something to say!

Even the lifeless and dull deserve an anthem for themselves.

How about a rule next year "no songs that have been covered to death already." (heroes, 99 red balloons, wrecking ball, mr jones)

I dunno, I think Kid A, OK Computer, and In Rainbows are all albums of there's.

I don't have that kind of timw, what do you have in an ammonium-based liquor?

I'm 40% Dolemite!

This has nothing on my soon-to-be-a-hit single "They're Eating Her (And Then Then They're Going To Eat Me)"

Skip Bayless, Colin Cowherd, and Curt Schilling walk into a bar, their conversation isn't pleasant and ruins the evenings of several other patrons.

80's Eric Clapton is dad rock as is BTO, Steely Dan, and the like. So it's not always a bad thing, just interchangeable with "yacht rock" basically.

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy
Don'tcha know you make me go nutty.
I'm so glad you're not a fuddy duddy,
Not too skinny and not too chubby;
Soft like silly puddy.

They tried that once with Donna and she only turned out to be the most interesting and best written companion so why would they want to do that again?

Well the AP is reporting his wife died so… backlash busted.

Until I was 8 or 9 I thought Prince and Michael Jackson were the same person.

Maria Bamford is the nicest comedian I've ever met. She's better than us and I hope this makes her all the Tubman's in the future.

I find it disconcerting this was the only Simpsons reference reply to my obvious Simpsons reference. What has become of us?

Democracy just doesn't work.

Also Jerry Lewis isn't really a huge draw there anymore.

I read this just because the title wasn't very clear, were some of his movies shitty or were some of his kids shitty?