Or if you speak Gawker; Caught On Tape Again! You Won't Believe How Hulk Hogan Mansplains His Sex Tape Scandal.

Still looks better than Suicide Squad.

You don't take notes on a intergalactic-fucking-conspiracy!

It's actually on Netflix (Why I assumed 30 for 30). Watching it caused a massive panic attack and helped explain my complicated relationship with my father to my girlfriend.

AMC Theaters have had that policy of 15 years at least now.

30 for 30 did one about parents like this called Trophy Kids.

Man are we in for it when The AV Club discovers Watch Mojo and Cracked.

Well I'm starting the "Tim Meadows for Col. Sanders!" campaign

She has a debater's hips.

I hope they have marsh-mallows for toppings. Oh how I love the marsh-mallows when they're pocket warmed.

Now revoke his medical license too!

Also rural Wisconsinites aren't racist against Koreans. As far as they know there are no Koreans in Milwaukee and therefore no reason to hate them.

Think of the show taking place in the Invention Of Lying universe except people know about lying but just haven't quite figured out yet. It makes much more sense.

Of course you do. All according to plan, with every bite coming closer to the poisoned cheese.

Fun facts; Most Wisconsin super clubs are tourist traps that do dumb shit like fish boils for $35 a plate, no we won't tell you where the good ones are because then FIB's will go there, and the only thing you need to know about any Old Fashioned is Bitters. Lot's of Bitters.

I wonder if he thinks about that every night

Don't eat the cow, man!

What's with their bassist and turtleneck sweaters? Was his dad in Colour Me Bad and this is his tribute? It confused and annoys me.

True but it's not like we had original AV Club accounts because life was already going our way.

I've always thought of Spider-man's 1968 drug issue (not approved by the Comic Book Code Authority) as the flip from Silver to Bronze ages. More than any single issue it convinced other writers and publishers that going mature would still sell and that the code wasn't that important to consumers. As for the Bronze…