Um, Tom Cruise is the love interest in most of his movies

Can't help but notice she didn't drink any.

When does Sharktopus show up?

I will never forgive Helen Mirren for suggesting I and everyone I know aren't smart enough to get Budweiser. Those are fighting words and I demand satisfaction. Bring me my dueling glove!

MMMMAAAAAAAAATTTTLLLLLLLOOOOOCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

I'd watch a show about an exorcist pilot

He's right! Give us hell Alien Jesus!

They're well past the age of consent

I have no idea if this was any good or if I just couldn't help laugh at the idea of a New Zealander diplomat/band manager thinking he was a lizard man.

I always thought of her as on the edge with nothing to lose

Hollywoo Indie Band Side Projects, Do They Know Things? What Do They Know? Let's Find Out!!!!

My producer is telling me not to talk to any of you anymore.

Some have called flapping dickies a lumbering dinosaur

This list; argle bargle or foofaraw?

I'm hoping I'm wrong on this (running my mouth being more important than fact checking and all), but I can't think of a single video series on this site run by a minority contributer. I don't know all the writers that well so I won't go so far as to say this whole site is super white but I know the video series do not…

Rude Boy

If I'm commenting before 5 it means I'm day drinking, don't expert my A game

Who gives a fuck about Oxford comma?

In America commenters are disappointed by bad Yakov Smirnoff jokes, In Soviet Russia commenters are shot for excepting too much.

In Soviet Russia movie cast you!