I don't like that…

Morrison Hotel was good too but if the Greatful Dead never happened The Doors would be the go to joke for things asshole baby-boomers like too much for no reason other than nostalgia and drugs.

You assume Ben Carson sees a difference between gays and murderers

Speed kills and occasionally makes for a few weak entries in a essay compilation.

That and a replica stained comforter (bonus track is me explaining to my mom that I was eating in bed and just spilled..)

One does not simply ask Tom Petty that question…

As long as there is plenty of Crystal Pepsi to go around I'm happy

I didn't watch this episode but I assume it was one long montage to Van Halen's "Right Now"

That joke is very gender-centric and totally disrespectful to all those microwaved bagels in my garbage.

If by that you mean ruined Victoria Secret catalogs then yes.

Yes, but that is just a funny coincidence

Yeah, just go read Please Kill Me, Our Band Could Be Your Life and Carburetor Dung and Psychotic Reactions….

Jokes on you, I found the edit button before you found the comment section!

We hit the ten year anniversary of me losing my virginity and it looks like we're a matter of weeks a away from me getting a reissue of that.

Gnome Country For Old Men

Armie Hammer is… Gold Bond

He was right then and he's right now.

What if I told you ESPN could commit itself to real long-form journalism… *dramatic piano music slowly plays*

Well I'm a little drunk right now so I missed that.

Well New Berlin might have as many neo-nazis as regular Berlin so make what you will of that.