In the second paragraph @JohnTeti:disqus says Cleveland placed 4th in the NFC North. The Browns play in the AFC North.

It belongs in a museum!!!

I saw them at their third Riotfest show and they (by which I mean Paul) fucked up a third of the songs, but still managed be cool. He nailed 'Left Of The Dial' though and it will remain one of the best music moments of my life. I assumed they were drunk but I knew their bus driver/tour manager/record company intern…

Done, in my alternate universe of my own making. Step three?

I grew up pissed off, drunk, and geographically between Duluth and Madison, I was so angry that it took me until I was 20 to learn this band exists. If only I had 'Sixteen Blue' when I was 16.

Done. Next step?

Noah does have the benefit of a better budget, staff, and the lessons learned over the past 15+ years. I'll trust the process for awhile, comedy shows generally need 2 to 4 years to reach their nadir. Look at The Nightly Show, it's pretty good but hasn't really established a unique comedic voice (outside of racial…

I can't wait to put it on my Netflix queue but never watch it, removing it the second the show finally veers into self-parody

I'm not crazy about his stand-up special, you can go to just about any open mic and see the same observations, but Jon Stewart's pre-Daily Show career wasn't exactly groundbreaking stuff.

St Anger

I was thinking a gif of the end of 'Cape Feare' but that works too.

*gets your lawn off*

This movie is the cinema equivalent of all the parts of Orlando that aren't Disneyworld.

I found all the cartoon clips, but the live action parts are much harder to come across. In the meantime I'll just have to Do The Mario

I feel like the guy is just staring down at the sax thinking, “Wow! Look at all these buttons! Oh my god, let me try and use every button!”

Any remember the 'Super Mario Brothers Super Show!' with Capt Lou Albano? That was about as WTF as it gets. Can't find the episode where The Supremes (sans Diana Ross ) show up and, for reasons too convoluted to get into you see Capt Lou's taint
so here's something called Link; Sing For The Unicorn in which the…

I had a super snarky upvote-whore comment prepared (Hey, did you hear Everclear's parents got divorced?) but in reality these song really connected with me when I was looser 13 year-old about to go through a lengthy estrangement with my dad and it made my problems seem normal. Any good power pop that can do that…

"it makes sense to wait for the buzz on this one, and then catch up online if the word’s mostly positive."

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