Will we really see Bilbo's dildoes?

The five armies of cock.

Yes we are… friendly.

JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! PACKERS!!!!

JESUS WEPT!!!!

Meanwhile, Ironic Mustache Albert Einstein rolls his eyes and sips his Schlitz…

*drum solo*

"The Power of Habit, Chapter Four rewrite" rewrite; Concerning how Tony Dungy turned the Indianapolis Colts into Super Bowl winners: Rex Grossman & Lovie Smith

Showgirls; The Novelization still does not exist….

It's the "Cell Saga" from DBZ all over again!!!!

Chicago Bears Stadium Security

No matter what they take from me,
They can't take away my doctorate of history!!!

That's pretty much his whole act

It's the self-hate that balances out the song and acknowledges the narrator knows he's more hurt than angry (Towards the end "We're" replaces "You're" as the preferred pronoun). The music equivalent of a 3am facebook status that's deleted 30 seconds later. Except good.

There is still time to go and be disappointed when he gets mad and walks off stage after 3 songs!

I feel like LaBeouf and FatJew are just two parts of some awful Voltron that's yet to fully reveal itself.

Joy Division - Closer (in fact it's only good during break-ups or if you're a music journalist)

Who's going to replace Morrissey when he drops out?

I love this album so much I barely even mind the lyric "Buckets of moonbeams". Those first 9 songs (esp Idiot Wind, Simple Twist Of Fate, and Shelter From The Storm) really know how to kick you in the balls.