And THAT'S why they call me "Bender The Magnificent"!!!

I love you Fry. Not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but in the way a Robot can love a human, a human can love a dog, and occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

"Fry, Being a moron won't bring your dog back!"

I'm getting out-commented by better looking people. with more talent. who are actually, really, really, reallyreallyreally nice

Exactly… D'oh!

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpegiator and throwing your computer out the window because want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.

When you stare into the abyss, Screech stares back into you

This show is so good it's definitely going to get canceled.

Guardians of the Galaxy II; Secret of The Ooze

I'm going to go home to my wife!

Oh. I thought they finally got my scripts introducing the new villain "The Catamaran"

She sang "Boxcar"?

An undisclosed location

I've been hesitant to rewatch this show seeing as how I enjoyed it during my early college years, years that I will euphemistically refer to as "fuzzy", and shows I enjoyed during that period have not aged well. I was so certain Scrubs was the funniest show on tv…. Anyways, as I recall this show was a pretty good…

You know the body has ways of shutting a legitimate candidate down…

That's if a cheeto dust explosion doesn't get him first

If I recall correctly, and let's be clear the odds of that are negligible at best, the re-mix version of the theme was originally broadcast. I also seem to remember it from the Adult Swim broadcasts.

Is that another Mad-Libs title?

Whoa there, you watch your language Mr. Robot or you'll be spending your afternoon in detention.

My former employer is challenging my unemployment payments, mom is in and out of the hospital with mini-strokes, it's become apparent the girl I'm sleeping with is way more into me than I'm into her, but I finished rewatching The Wire.