Who will play Rush Limbaugh?

zombie poop
The zombie eating the deer made me wonder how or if they digest food. Do they poop, or do they eat until the burst?

Two Badass Asian Badasses
#1 Sonny Chiba in The Street Fighter.
#2 Ogami Itto in the Lone Wolf and Cub flicks.

Me & Bobby McGee
This is one of The Songs That Must Not Be Played. I cannot stand it.

@King Bastard: He played Dutch in The Wild Bunch, what did she expect? He's a hard fightin', hard fartin' man.

Having a purty mouth?

I too wondered why they showed what seemed like 50% of the entire Megamind movie. And 100% of that appeared to be unfunny.

Yes!
Thanks Nathan, or devoting some ink to Hank Thompson!

I say, that boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet kittens.

@D. Boon - Yes. Fuck yes. Thank you.

@1 <3 sunglasses - What a spot-on post. Back in the 80's and 90's the Lips used to have DIY effects that SUPPLEMENTED 2 hours of face-melting rock and roll. These days there is far, far too much masturbatorial fuckaroundery.

Orders? Indeed not old boy. Unless it's from the brandy!

You know who could play god really good and stuff?
Alanis Morrisette.

Mom Turned Me On to the Fugs
Throw me into the quicksand
beat me with armadillo tails
feed me to starving baby elephants
if I can't have you

OK Listen UP….
I don't want any more bullshit from ANYONE, and that includes ME.

Pike Bishop
Did anyone else think of Pike Bishop in The Wild Bunch when Jesse talked about his teacher Mr. Pike saying "is this the best you can do"?

FUCK YOU, Jason Heller. For your blasphemy, may you never smoke again.

I want some taquitos.

(Sniff…Sniff) Toby!
When you're driving down I-35 from Oklahoma City to Norman and pass through the town of Moore, you smell a strong stink about 50% of the time. That's when you say…

Pope's getting old, wants to figure out who the next Pope is gonna be. Calls his 3 finest cardinals into his office, asks them WHAT DOES EASTER MEAN TO YOU?