Wait…  I saved Jane.  I could have let her die, but I didn't.

Like Poochie, only more proactive

Speaking of readers, did not enough people read Grey's Anatomy last week?

You should write pro wrestling pay-per-views.

Naming his daughter after Shane is the perfect encapsulation of Kenny Powers: kind of sweet and well-meaning but mostly wildly inappropriate.

My wife works in a hospital and I asked her how many crazy things happen with doctors dying on the job horribly every year.  She said not as many as Grey's, but it's a big place and a lot of people work there so you never know.  There was a crazy guy going around mercury poisoning people once.  So I've concluded that…

This show is king of bad exposition dialogue as hilarious comedy.  It's hard to believe my mom was alive just two days ago.

Take to the sea!

It was kind of lose-lose.  Since the movie started as a TV show pitch, he probably had ideas for the characters that went beyond what we saw in the film and didn't want to lose that.  Yeah, it's possibly lazy, but I understand.  So  he keeps his characters and we complain about the recasting.  If new characters had…

If you want to see Corddry doing something else, he's surprisingly good as one of the zombies in Warm Bodies

I wondered that too about Phillip.  Maybe last week he tried to give it a shot, then realized he couldn't handle.  3 days later, he was like, "I'm not going through that again!"   That's plausible.

As an impartial non-participant, I would like to point out that when a quarterback throws a touchdown pass, both he and the receiver are credited with the points both in fantasy leagues and on the official stat sheets.

And then their dicks would break off.

Oh yeah, I already forgot about that!  When two knights rode up on horses, I was like, "well, there's no way this isn't stupid."  And much like the show revealed the governor was lying about the deal to remove all drama from the contemplation, the comic already revealed that the guy Rick doesn't want to trust should…

COREY!!!!!

Every week, my coworkers and I discuss how lame the show has been, how they're just stalling until the epic finale.  'It sucks now, but the finale will be awesome', we assured ourselves.  Therefore, this episode let me down more so than all the others combined.  It's like they got to the fireworks factory first and…

Negan has been the worst so far.  He talks like a 12 year old who just learned curse words and it takes me out of the moment every time.  I know people who curse a lot, hell, I curse a lot, and no one, just no one would ever say the idiotic things he says.  Worst writing the comic has ever done, imo.

COREY!!!!!

He talked about the kid he shot!

At least Andrea got to kill herself like she always wanted.  And at least she died by failing at something which is why the internet always hated her.