First there was the zombie apocalypse.  Then there was the 'T-Dog's death' message board apocalypse.

First there was the zombie apocalypse.  Then there was the 'T-Dog's death' message board apocalypse.

Word of advice:  You can't die if you're not on screen and hardly ever say anything when you are.

Word of advice:  You can't die if you're not on screen and hardly ever say anything when you are.

I believe all the zombies were park employees who work the seasonal FrightFest on the weekends.  The makeup and gore was of the 'above average Halloween costume' level.  The rules stated there would be runners, walkers and crawlers, but in reality, the vast, vast majority were running.  I chalked this up to A)…

I believe all the zombies were park employees who work the seasonal FrightFest on the weekends.  The makeup and gore was of the 'above average Halloween costume' level.  The rules stated there would be runners, walkers and crawlers, but in reality, the vast, vast majority were running.  I chalked this up to A)…

And Reedus has been bumped all the way up to fourth credit!  By this time next year, he'll be whining into the camera, "Did I do that?"

And Reedus has been bumped all the way up to fourth credit!  By this time next year, he'll be whining into the camera, "Did I do that?"

I ran a zombie 5K last week at the local Six Flags park.  You got a belt made of caution tape and three caution tape "flags" hanging from them.  Zombies stood in various places on the course trying to pull your flags off and chasing you to do it.  If you lost all three, you "died".  If you made it to the end "alive"…

I ran a zombie 5K last week at the local Six Flags park.  You got a belt made of caution tape and three caution tape "flags" hanging from them.  Zombies stood in various places on the course trying to pull your flags off and chasing you to do it.  If you lost all three, you "died".  If you made it to the end "alive"…

My contribution to this heady conversation is that I accidentally read "maybe some Hershels around that can stitch up a cunt"

My contribution to this heady conversation is that I accidentally read "maybe some Hershels around that can stitch up a cunt"

They finally changed it from "not available on Dish!" to "tell your Dish friends to switch providers" which is less dumb but still, who tracks their relationships by what company they use to watch TV?  Maybe if I find out all the cool kids are using google +, I'll join that and make groups of my Dish friends, cable…

They finally changed it from "not available on Dish!" to "tell your Dish friends to switch providers" which is less dumb but still, who tracks their relationships by what company they use to watch TV?  Maybe if I find out all the cool kids are using google +, I'll join that and make groups of my Dish friends, cable…

I blame the switch to high definition.  Who wants to look at really detailed old people?

I blame the switch to high definition.  Who wants to look at really detailed old people?

Obviously you don't watch The Walking Dead.  Everyone hates all of them.

Obviously you don't watch The Walking Dead.  Everyone hates all of them.

I actually said, "this could go on for a while" and fast forwarded through the sex scene. Meanwhile, 15 year old me was somewhere shaking his head in disbelief.

I actually said, "this could go on for a while" and fast forwarded through the sex scene. Meanwhile, 15 year old me was somewhere shaking his head in disbelief.