Scarred for life
When I first saw this movie and the series when it came out, all I remember is being extremely freaked the fuck out.

Love it
I love how people try and act like they didn't absolutely love Nirvana when they blew up back in the day. It's suddenly very cool to hate on them and I'm not sure why.

I've got $50
That says somehow DMX ends up getting arrested either right before or right after the fight. Dude just loves getting cuffed.

Papa Zit - Well done.

Exactly! But these sociopaths are the best - er, worst of all! That's what makes it so damn good.

No way
How can True Life beat out any of the Road Rules/Real World Challenges?

"Jennifer Lopez here tonight. She came with two limos, one for her and one for her ass. I love you Jennifer, but you don't thank your ass enough."

I don't care.
I love this man and everything he writes. I was at his signing last night in Union Square and he was as funny and interesting as I thought he'd be. Also, he picked Wes, Johnny Bananas and Evan to win The Ruins, and aside from Wes, I agree totally. So yes, that makes him even cooler than before.

Just wait
Until Newman shows up.

I'm just commenting because you're a woman and you said something about sex.

Loser.

Sadness.
Jeff Van Gundy, please come back. I miss you. The Knicks miss you. And look, we have Darko now! That's incentive.