Seriously though, who was the complete ass who thought it was a good idea to put umpteen buttons on a controller? I mean, who can even count to umpteen? It's impossible.

I heard that he ate left, but slept right.

Bloop… I'll bet they didn't shit right for a week.

Your mother is a place. I was inside her pretty much all last night.

Oregon trail: a movie about crossing rivers (using various methods), huntin bears, and at the end, everyone has dysentery.

Why I love when Americans go to live in Europe
There's that moment when, despite living a life that may suck marginally less than the shitty existence they left behind in the States (particularly for someone who can afford to relocate overseas to begin with), the illusion of the cultural utopia begins to crack when…

Out…

The best part of being around for the apocalypse is knowing your not going to miss anything good. Like, Grand Theft Auto 5 or something.

It irks me when anyone seriously suggests that I believe the Mayans had a tipoff on the end of the world, when they so completely failed to foresee the Spanish.

I'm going to second on the animated series game. That was a gem in the sludge of the SNES superhero genre.

The long goodbye.
And it was a mighty long goodbye, indeed. It was the live action version of the Animal House-style scrolling-epilogues-exposition thing. Otherwise, I think that Tennant really nailed every side of the Doctor's character throughout these last few episodes - and the bit about Wilf in the radiation…

I would've liked Sherlock Holmes better if he were played by Shaq.

I rather like reset buttons, especially when it comes to a show with such an iconic cast of characters that have defied extinction for 40 years. in fact, "reset button" pretty much defines the underlying theme of the show - time travel, regeneration, parallel universe dad, etc. I think one of the greatest moments in…

Holy crap! I am wrong to correct. That was the elusive double-meta reference.

Correction, baby. Speedy was from the Mexico episode, season 1 (I forget the name). The #1 you speak of was named "Sean" or something to that effect.

I didn't know I was Glenn Beck.

Re: whoever shot Deb and Lundy - they didn't touch Deb's purse. I'm leaning towards the Trinity theory.

I would have said "you people".

No Ma'am!

The problem - in fact, the ONLY problem, internet - with the Foreman/13 relationship is that Epps resembles a child with a goatee, and that makes the kissing scenes creepy.