Farley skit
Do these Pizza Hut commercials make anyone else think of the Chris Farley skit where he's in one of those hidden camera shows and the host reveals to him he's not drinking real coffee, but decaffeinated coffee crystals instead? I feel like the people in the commercials are reacting totally unrealistically…

Uh, hello, ground people? Uh, we, we got a little problem up here. Uh, we need some help or we're gonna crash… So, uh, that being the case, um… is it cool if I shut off "Last Holiday?" It seems unfair that the last thing these people might see is a mediocre comedy featuring Queen Latifah on skis. Cleveland look, she…

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Aw c'mon, continue. C'mon, aw, all right Lou, open fire.