I literally have no opinion on this show.

Akiva Goldsman is cold to your pleas of mercy.

SOMEONE DIDN'T HAVE HIS CUP OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA!

Quick! Somebody find the white Michael B. Jordan!

Apparently, the movie also features Eva Marie Saint of all people.

So, in other words, you're saying that this movie features Russell Crowe?

Let's boo-boo.

David Mamet

Is Russell Crowe contractually obligated to ride a horse in every one of his movies?

It's entirely true. I was too young to watch Seinfeld when it was first on, but have seen pretty much seen (and loved) every episode in syndication. So, when people talk about the quality of different seasons and the ending, it really doesn't matter to me, because the whole show basically blends into one long episode…

You're completely wrong.

Until she inevitably becomes a lumberjack.

"KILLER CROC AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!"

He was always getting shown up by Montoya, yeah.

How about we cut the CHITCHAT, A-HOLE!?

THE ROCK is worth it for the behind-the-scenes look at Ed Harris angrily working on his lines in the one scene. Nobody can say he didn't commit.

Luckily for me, my tastes aren't that discerning.

The best ones I have are Repo Man, Seven Samurai, and The Royal Tenenbaums.

"Oh, who is this? Donnie? I'm sorry, sir, I have no idea who you are. Could you please excuse yourself from this establishment?"

Um…