Laurence "Stop trying to hit me and hit me" Fishburne.

No way. But what's Tom Noonan up to these days?

Well, they did predict 9/11.

And also, Fit Tony.

El Dan: "No…keep her there."

But you see, this frees up Tom Cruise to play Metallo!

Who are you? I've never heard of any Andy Kaufman.

And thusly, Robo Redneck and Senor Spielbergo became enemies for life…

Eh, I would say that the best way to ignore the backlash is to simply ignore it. Arguing too much would just make you to invested and angry about it. Best to just wait and see how it turns out without paying attention to anyone on the entire Internet.

This just in! Tom Hardy looks like an amalgam of Kevin Spacey's head and Jesse Eisenberg's face!

This is kind of incredible. It's not exactly good casting, but it's certainly interesting casting. I really can't wait to see how this turns out, even if it's a disaster.

Hey, at least it keeps political fundamentalists from threatening people with violence!

El Dan, we need you to take more peyote, mescalin and shrooms!

I don't even OWN a commercial.

Don't worry, it's not a competition. But I suppose I win.

Oh God, Tumblr must be imploding.

There he waits, for twenty long years…until he's ready to reclaim his rightful place as King of Westeros.

I hope that something will be left for the snarks!

To be fair, we don't know that for sure, yet.

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