I know, I know. I'll get around to it eventually.

Um…yes. What would suggest otherwise?

Well, now that you've discovered the edit button you might be able police your own idiocy.

And he posed as a Vietnam vet on one memorable occasion!

I've never seen a Miyazaki movie in my life and I know how idiotic this sentiment is.

And are all those actors on Game of Thrones actually from Westeros?

I thought you were Mexican!

Yeah, because 12 Years a Slave was so shoddily made.

Because it's based on the book of the same name! Now who looks like a fool?

Your move, Soderbergh!

What a pig.

Hey, I agree with you. I just think there's some conflicted feelings presented by the movie. Tarantino occasionally revels in the violence, but he also presents it as pretty horrific in the situations you mentioned. The scene that particularly struck me this way was the introduction of Eli Roth's character. In it, you…

She ate my dog.

You're right. Martin Scorsese does not look like a typical psychopath.

Well, Tarantino definitely humanizes some of the German characters in the film, mainly Sgt. Wilhelm and Frederick Zoller. And there is a certain irony to the ending of the film, with our brave heroes becoming suicide bombers.

Not even Bruce Campbell's chin!?

It's just like them, to surrender the Best Picture nomination.

Phrasing!

It's pretty obvious that either American Hustle (Academy: "we like it when pretty people do funny things"), 12 Years a Slave ("I swear, we care about black people") or Gravity ("Guys, we're cool!") will win.

No nomination for Greta Gerwig (???) and Inside Llewyn Davis gets shafted. Great job, Academy!