That's unpossible.

That can't possibly be a true story.
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You, at a gym? Come on.

"Along with many others"
***cue pictures of Mark Hamill and Alf***

Maybe he's tapping into pledge drive phone calls?

I guess I should brush up on my Vonnegut!

OK. I was probably going to do that anyway so I could access the Avocado.

Oy.

I see.

Wow, seriously??

I'm so, so sorry.

You went on vacation by yourself, right? How did that go, anyway?

I'll always have a special place in my heart for Frakes.

That's one of the things that first drew me here, along with the Star Trek TOS reviews.

I've never once been mentioned! Not even in the Peanuts Movie review!!

I'm not exactly sure how that last part would work.

I was at a mall recently and there's this jewelry store with this creepy flat talking woman. If you've seen this, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, I'm not sure how to explain it. But it's the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Apparently I went to high school with Cuba Gooding, Jr. I never knew him, nor did anyone else from back then who I've talked to.

You should really buy one of those "Feminist" t-shirts I see at the stores these days.

Did anyone ever answer the question of whether shmoes like myself who never registered with Disqus will be transferred over to Kinja? I didn't see an answer.

MLA, I'm just sad that they never got to the Super Bowl episode in the Simpsons reviews. When you showed up, I was gonna complain that the rest of us now had to pull in our stomachs.