You joke now, but soon you'll be singing a different Neptune.

Two yoots of raisins in Kellog's Raisin Bran

D'oh

Sorry, no Trumps are qualified for this position.

I thought Seth Rogan had already done the lit world to death.

Back, in pog form

Deep Blue Sea 2: Electric Bluegaloo

Nice typo there.

Or a fjord

I remember that one episode where they wore cool jackets and chased people in cars.

It's true! The hack was so bad, it gave Plepler an odd, frightening color.

Oh, probably playing shows at dive bars with his brother.

It's just revenge for all the coral reefs we've killed.

I could feel it coming in the air 30 years ago, oh Lord…

Sexy and vital cops.

Whatever gets you going.

Or the episode where he establishes Melrose Place

Those things hurt!

Hey, that's not Paul McCartney!

Let's see, most of the quiet jokes have already been taken, so I'll make a Morton Feldman joke.