Dark Tower Flugtag

Going to Disneyland on Friday with my son! They've reopened the Disneyland Railroad and the Rivers of America, so that's super-exciting. Mrs. Peterson will be out of town for a wedding, so me and the boy will be at home being men. Manly, lazy, slovenly men.

Well, for one thing, I am now the new White House Communications Director.

Mind you own business, Sally!

Oh, no wonder! I've been taking lithium!

***Anthony Davis gets signed to play a Klingon^^*

Agreed!

With sexy, vital Bob Denver!

"Sexy, vital AV Club commenters"

***draws in sunglaases***

A subscription to Seeso

Report, Number One!

Today is a good day to show off my abs!

Sports illustrated?

Oh, Lucasfilm wouldn't let Lowell Ganz anywhere near this property.

And here I figured the new writer was Babaloo Mandel.

I went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

***screams***

I never cared for Last Crusade, either. For me, Raiders could have been the only Indiana Jones movie and I'd be perfectly happy.

Well, they're losers as well.