That's the Rururr Jurrurr's job!

First.

This news is incredible! Amazing! Not at all believable!

How can we tell the difference?

Could I just eat the pickle and pass on the vodka? Maybe have some nice scotch instead?

***starts working on heffalump trap, gets stuck at bottom***

Would you pee in them?

Just like in Despicable Me 3!

***vomits***

As they say, you can't choo-choo-choose your family.

So he's perfect for Trump.

And that's just the first few months!

Mooch Screws Pooch, No More Wife Smooch

Oh god.

Wow those Twitter folk are sure clever.

I'm going to have to ask you to change that name. "Poohbert" is too close to "Pooh Bear", and I won't cotton to insults to Winnie.

Mr. Threepwood is Pickle!

What the hell was that?

LIAR!!!!

Me neither. It's the only rust belt state I've never been to.