Are you posting in the wrong thread? Or does she have something to do with The Killers?

I wouldn't know anything about great minds.

The Kinja Kinks Are the Village Kinja Preservation Society

I just made that joke! I'm the winner! I won!!

OJ Simpson will follow them everywhere, I'm sure.

Mit Iodine!

I'm not sure I've ever seen one, either. Maybe I have. What do I know?

It may not be a fact, however.

You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this joke.

But yeah, finding one out on the open road? Pure heaven.

We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas.

What the hell, you eat staples? What's the matter with you?

—Tiger Woods

You live in Delaware? When the hell are you going drive out to Los Angeles so I can see a Delaware license plate already?

A month or so ago I got an idea to try to visit a café starting with every letter of the alphabet. I won't actually be doing that. So good for these guys.

Thanks, kid. Now get me a double espresso macchiato stat.

I don't really nose.

Hmm. Where is your nose, anyway?

But sir…

The rest of the eagle cost a fortune.