What, does she teach at UCLA or something?

Jose Peterson to brag that he's never watched a VMA in his life, although maybe he would have if they had them in the '80s, and if a friend with cable invited him over to watch them, but let's face it, he didn't have any friends

She was completely miscast as Madeleine Albright.

Jose Peterson to Skip the VMAs

Just what this country needs… another unstoppable WASP…

Heh heh heh!

Could be a real Gemini.

When are we gonna get a cronut drama?

You must really hate your kids.

That's not where I'd stick that.

They did say what now?

Let's see, how can I put this…
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Is there a "fuck off already, I'm busy" emoji?

When I sat through the trailer, all the kids in the audience laughed and laughed at that. That's when I knew this was going to be hit, no matter how crappy it is.

"At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue"
Hey, c'mon Vadim, spoilers, man! Some of us are going to go see this movie!
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No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. None of us are going to see this movie.

King Sadim?

Can I worry by ugly, big head?

That's too bad, since O. J. is available again.

Ooh, I didn't know that.

I like Homer's pennant that reads "Mental".