They even stole the idea of being famous for no discernible reason.

That's an aesthetic!

Eh, I leave my original lipstick art out on the curb with a big "FREE" sign on it.

Truly this is the darkest timeline.

It means you should probably go ahead and sue someone. Why not?

Welp, can't argue with that.

Nope

You're a nobody until Jenner rips you off. A NOBODY!!

I've heard about that. Looks weird. But good, you say?

I think there really is an official caffeine-free Diet Coke.

***conservatives rally to prevent prisoners from getting free toilet paper***

But a terrible rapper.

Huzzah to this.

It's not bad, I've had it a couple of times.

My Hero Coke Zero

Too bad he didn't use "reboot" or "reimagining".

Why doesn't he just include it as a backwards message on "Maybe I'm Amazed"?

Me too! He had the audience sing Harrison's(?) ah-ah-ah-ah backup line.

Wow.

Join the club. I can remember seeing him play for the Twins!