"They messed with the wrong mother"… what a tagline.

**rimshot**

Tastier, at least.

Well, she was Catwoman…

These things happen.

Gluts of the same old shit make anything boring - that's a universal problem.
…Hey, look, another GJ,I!

Wow, that was some sort of bizarro high school you went to.

No, but that's because my eyes are going and I can't make out the TV listings in the paper.

I find it hard to believe that you ever went on a band trip with anyone cool.

Just don't let it happen again.

That's "Aayyy".

A lot of those songs shouldn't have had lyrics.
Have you ever seen the lyrics for "Take 5"? Ugh.

Seriously? I've never heard of him in my life.

Back in the old days, Fonsi could only listen to song by hitting the juke box just right.

Which one? The one everyone remembers, or the other one?

…on your wedding day

If it strangles enough Mexicans the song will get a job in the Trump administration.

What? Who? Am I that out of touch?

I'll admit that I liked the Chevy commercial they showed in theaters before The Lego Batman Movie, where the guy is talking to real Legos about the new Batmobile. Everyone is convinced only a real psychopath would drive something like that.

"Who is Number 1?"
"I am!"