I will enjoy ironically murdering you.

I've been known to rock out to Brahms' German Requiem.

When I was a teen, I saw Sting in concert during his Dream of the Blue Turtles tour. Near us, there was a middle-aged fellow, who stood up and just sort of moved his torso back and forth to the music. We all made fun of him.
I am now that man.

Yikes.

I'd say "Get off my lawn", but honestly, I'm just too tired.

Do you have a child who has a child of their own? If not, don't worry about it.

Did they pronounce it, or spell it out?

"Tell this story in the style of Frank Capra!"

An Indie kid would never get caught dead in a club anyway.

You've spent months of your life behind bars?

"Rigorous Science" is my favorite Danny Elfman song.

I am honored.

As long as there's no film

Haven't there already been multiple different prequels? This is like if someone decided to make a completely different set of Star Wars prequels, even though they already exist.
…wait a minute, I've got an idea…

Thanks, this is helpful.

Because I'm always right!

Touche

Kelly will find his own billionaire.

…Lownstein…

Aw, and I just bought him an assistant for his publicist!