That's… that's a lot of princesses.

Sometimes it makes me give in and cry.

Oh boy. Just don't tell him you've switched it to Folgers' Crystals.

Hmmm. I would have figured he'd be smiling a big toothy grin. And that he'd having a cute CGI talking dog.

Would you say that you… Love Lucy?

Sounds like another jazz fusion legend got the Shorter-shrift.

Herbie Hancock?

I don't hate In N Out, but I only like their burgers. I think their fries and shakes aren't very good. Take me to The Habit for a combo.

Hey, I can access the AV Club on my work computer again! First time all week. Well, back to being unproductive!

There's a difference between "everyone should be able to do what they want" and "we should be able to do what we want".

Really? He seems pretty cool to me. He's having some health problems right now, too, so back off!!!

Not bad, just overripe.

Oh that one. I do know that. Thanks.

When you are going to mow the damn lawn?

Hey, I'm smrt.

I just don't know what the fox/goose boat riddle is.

Terry Francona

You're no fun anymore.

explain.

Hey, maybe people are out there making late season Simpsons quotes, and we just don't recognize them.