Ew.

Oh right. This jerk.

SOCIALIST!

Only here. I don't seek them out.

Ooh, I got another one. "He died as he lived… with a silver spoon in his mouth."

Rich White? Yeah, what an asshole.

"He died as he lived… learning how to play the spoons."

1. SOCIALISM!
2. You can't just go around killing rich, white guys.

I don't hate Jay-Z. But I don't consider him a personal friend, either.

Does the AV Club purposely look for the worst possible images of this guy? Or are these actually the best images?

Sounds hysterical!

I keep meaning to freeze some Thin Mints, and then use them while making a smoothie. I'll bet that'd be good.

Well, it's Samberg's project, so it figures he'd get top billing, I think.

Eh. I would just want to know what formula was used to come up with 1,500 downloads = one sale. Maybe it's a good formula. Maybe it's not. How would I know?

FAKE PLATINUM!

Ha!

We live too far away to have ever been able to do that, although that strikes me as my ideal morning. I'm veeeeeerrry lucky to have a friend in management there who gets us in a couple times a year.

You're an idiot!

Yeah, me too. Not anymore, but I'm glad they re-opened that trail from Fantasyland to Big Thunder.

I wonder what Nathan's is paying ESPN? I mean, ESPN doesn't pay for the broadcast rights, do they??