No, it's just that David Janssen was a huge Def Leppard fan.

Please assume that I know many Iron Maiden songs, and that I am making hilarious puns regarding this story.

FAKE CITIES!

Pettily Known As?

What a relief!

Dom Deluigi?

That line doesn't really even make sense under the circumstances.

Ketchup with the times, Dik.

No dice, not until they can actually turn me into an Oscar Meyer wiener. Because that is truly what I want to be.

No. GTE.

See, I never would have guessed that on my own.

I've seen this acronym, but I don't know what it means. I'm assuming Sandwich, Meatball, Hot.

Could you sign it with quotes around Stephen Colbert? That guy was really funny.

Oh, the NHL does.

WKRP

It would be pretty surprising to learn otherwise.

Apparently he should play Dick Grayson.

It was a risky move.

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Hey maaaan. If you remember the '90s, you weren't there.