Good luck.

My wife and I are going to make a real effort to find a sitter so we can go see this next weekend.

Cars 3 was fine. It was completely inoffensive, but that already makes it a big step up from Cars 2. But considering the only reason for Cars sequels is merchandising, it's too bad the movie had no self-awareness about McQueen's reluctance to become a "Brand" and have his face on every product you can think of.
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Weekend movies

Right on.

It all makes sense!!

It was good. Ran errands Saturday morning, then beat the afternoon heat by going to see Cars 3. Sunday I embraced the heat by going to a very stranger Dodger game.

What is the AV Club gonna do when they learn that Haim enjoys eating horse meat?

Daniel Webster? But he fought the devil!

Noooooooooooo

I can't do that. I Ed Wood if I Ed could.

Wait, OK Go is white????

Man, if a business manager thinks you're a scumbag, it's probably time to reevaluate your life.

Then they doubled it up on the track, the cheap bastards!

Sorry.

Hey, if you're gonna do Chachi schemes, you're gonna die.

I can Scissorhandle it!

Normal people don't have assistants to apologize for domestic abuse on their behalf.

Amber Heard is a gold-digger!
…there, now you can move on with your life.

How about Potsie schemes?