"This popular game show host narrates the ride up to Hearst Castle"

Maybe he wants Dinklage to star in a remake of Willow?

What, they couldn't get Cumberbatch?

Well you see…..
OK, I admit I'm full of crap. Netflix cannot buy you peanuts. I'm just starved for attention.

Sometimes I think about restarting my DVD plan so I can watch stuff that's not on streaming. But I don't really want to.

Isn't that just the recent Star Trek movies?

Netlflix can buy you many peanuts!

Is this particular movie available for streaming on the Netflix website and/or app?

No.

Can you finance your yacht through the company you bought it from, like with cars? Or do you just go through your credit union?

I actually thought of that while writing, but I thought, throw caution to the wind. That's just the kind of regular-sized person I am.

Jeez, what are they going to make next? The Badfinger Story?

When are they gonna make a CGI Herbie movie?? And this time he talks, and is voiced by Kevin Hart?

Brilliant.

Is it streaming?

In all honesty he doesn't look a thing like Villechaize. They probably could have casted this better, but it wouldn't have had a big name that way.

Well, I meant with, like, tanks and bombs and stuff.

Free Bwansky!

Actually massively attack something?

Neil Patrick Harris used to be the voice of California Screamin' at Disneyland.