If Hershey's sold chocolate shaped like genitalia, they just might.

Poor dear Forest Whitaker.   As if playing a butler wasn't bad enough.  

"What was Liberace's favorite musical note?"

Even the gayest of all gay people aren't as gay as Liberace.  Truly, he paved a new road  to Gaydom - all from inside his closet.

Well said, all of it.

A bit of a clinker, this one. Particularly the racial stuff from Sheldon, who not only has never said much about race in any previous episode, but also has established himself as an oblivious narcissist who seems to ignore other people so brilliantly he would hardly know what ethnicity a person might hail from.

It would make for some fun episodes - now that would be a great alternate universe plot!   But he can never be psychic in the world of the "real" show.  The foundation of this show is his Sherlock-Holmes-derived observational skill, so good it's easy to pass as a psychic, and there's never been a whiff of anything…

The "corner" is because he has an intimate relationship with Juliet, and there's no room for such a big lie when two people are that close?  On an irrelevant note, I love the name Juliet…

A great funny moment in a movie full of funny moments…  the Family Truckster sporting "HONKY LIPS" on its fake wood paneling.  When the Griswolds head into the hood, everyone in St. Louis seeing that scene will yell "They're going to East St. Louis!"  But the car crosses the Mississippi heading west, and East St.…

I'll side with the repulsively conservative Heston on this one…

The new version will have the chariots exploding into giant fireballs, trust me, and some kind of rapid fire weapons.   Our national attention span demands a lot of noise.

I almost rented that!  But I got Bi-Curious George instead.  Everybody loves that little monkey!

Truly, he was the god of all hams.  William Shatner's worst performances have been subtle and muted in comparison.  I wonder if Heston ever cut an album of 60's pop favorites?  Would love to hear him bellow-talk his way through Spinnin' Wheel or Lucy in the Sky.

And also the Mexican aristocracy is loaded with Spanish decendents and has stayed pretty well inbred - they don't share their prosperity with the common Mexican mestizos, why would they share their DNA?.

Back then Hollywood apparently didn't realize there were Mexican actors.  Come to think about it, when they needed Native American characters, they called Anthony Quinn or Fernando Lamas.  What the…

Make Room for Jesus will be the sequel.

But who today can chew on all that scenery like Charlton Heston?

This time, Nick Kroll. Come on, people. Keep it real.

Kevin Smith or Woody Allen, guess which:  "He's an over-rated auteur whose exceedingly talky characters sound exactly like him, whose jokes are unfunny, who is so sadly lacking in self-awareness he thinks he's a genius, and has somehow convinced the people who finance movies to let him keep making them."

Kevin Smith or Woody Allen, guess which:  "He's an over-rated auteur whose exceedingly talky characters sound exactly like him, whose jokes are unfunny, who is so sadly lacking in self-awareness he thinks he's a genius, and has somehow convinced the people who finance movies to let him keep making them."