Peter Frampton used a talkbox, which is essentially a speaker that vibrates into a tube, which goes into the guitarist's mouth. They shape their mouth, which changes the sound, which is outputted to a microphone and creates the "talking guitar" effect. You can get a similar effect if you use an electric toothbrush…

And the vain hopes for a professional career.

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be

Add to this the fact that I keep confusing Sarah Jessica Parker with John Parker Wilson.

Timberlake, Schmimberlake
There's only one man who can truly make a list of boring names downright catchy:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Because you never get letters from schools about special programs for "gave children."

"Gifting"
Is "regift" acceptable?

Why
does everyone bring up her godforsaken vocal range as if it was some proof of quality or objective measure of likability?

Whenever I get ghosts on my TV…
…it means that the coaxial cable needs tightening.

What is it?
IT'S IT!
What is it?
IT'S IT!

@Arsenio:

Rob Liefeld? Bitch was evidently making bank in the '90s.

"his wife, a nun, does too!"
I thought nuns couldn't be married.

It means they don't hate women, just reality.

Yes men fix! The world,

Depends. Would you someone eat it?

Lawyers: They will fuck you up
Jay-Z gets no royalties on "Ain't No Nigga" because he didn't clear the samples. The Verve get no money on "Bittersweet Symphony" because they didn't clear their borrowing of the famous lick with the original owners, The Rolling Stones.

@elitist: