I saw the grade, read the review and kept waiting for the but, but it never came.  Why such a low grade?

So last week we learned Archer got raped by his best friend.  This week we learned Archer raped a pig(while hopefully carrying a rocketlauncher).  SO.  MUCH. RAPE,

One day I noticed Cheryl looks just like Marnie from Girls, and now I can't un-see it.

Haha right.  That's what happens when I smoke the reefer and lazily post quotes on the internet.  Is neutron boots even a thing?

Uhhhhh no.

Yeah I just went from memory and didn't research, thank you for the correction.  It's OK, I corrected a guy this morning for saying PM News the wrestler was not a dig at CNN (PNN) but rather a ripoff of the band PM Dawn.  So I totally understand.

Favorite lines from this ep:  They call Schmidt's toenails clickity-clacks and neutron boots, and "DON'T ASK ABOUT THE DUFFEL BAG…bitch."

What is this amateur hour?  At Least have the decency to use Patina!

I was just thinking how many of my favorite comedies are in the middle of their engagement tropes(you can add Cougartown to the list and possibly others).

No scenes like last week?  Huh?  The snake attack(pun intended?) at the beginning was fantastic, as was the scene at the end with the preacher and the snake.  Maybe it was the weed or the fact that I fucking hate snakes, but that shit was disturbing.

Julius Pepperwood here.  Ron Mexico over in Cougartown.  I guess it was "Art Vandelay appreciation night" on TV.

I was laughing my ass off at this episode.  I guess I have a different criteria for sitcoms, but if I'm laughing uncontrollably for 22 minutes I really could give a shit about earning stuff or construction or character motivation.  This episode was gold.

Nice.

Do you like the Joker?  Well in this you get to see him as a little kid!

Well clearly Archer would be the heel and Brock would be the face.  Archer's entrance music, you guessed it…DANGER ZONE!!!!  Archer would be obsessed with  being the BEST IN THE WORLD, and Brock would be the voice of the people.  So we have the BEST SECRET AGENT IN THE WORLD against THE PEOPLE'S SECRET AGENT.  I'm am…

For some reason I am cool with violating a bunch of laws to get Mike a license to practice law, but I CHECKED THE FUCK OUT when Mike broke privilege   That's the foundation of the law, and he broke it under the auspices of "doing the right thing".  It seriously bothered me to the point where I don't know if I'll like…

Breaking Bad's Betsy Brandt bolsters burgeoning boffo broadcast.  Pretty peppy party pal. A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

Ahh, I thank you.

I love Family Guy, and I'm guessing I hated this episode because it was the last thing I watched in a day I watched Searching For Sugarman, Shut Up And Play The Hits, Girls and Shameless.  The drop off in quality was noticeable.

An A?  When I watched it last night I thought this was one of the biggest pieces of shit Family Guy ever produced.  Not the story, so much as the jokes.  How is that muppets joke a notable joke?  Beaker is a methhead?  Haha cause he talks like that.  Haven't heard that one before.