Word from the White House that Trump did this so quickly because he really just wanted to Reince his hands of this whole situation.

No, it fucking isn't.

KOTR was not necessary for the hardest bosses, man.

Wouldn't that be X-2, though?

It's basically a pre-1980s movie sex scene.

You oughtta be Red XIII the riot act.

Not "Ceylon, farewll"?

Pretty sneaky, sis!

I will faux Rickroll people with that song at karaoke. People are like, "This is Rick Astley..but it's different?"

Honestly, I don't know… It may just pass normally, but I'd definitely at least consult a doctor.

This was the dumbest hot taek of the emerging internet era.

Look guys, I got it. It's Diet Coke, but it's super viscous, so you have to chew it, which burns calories.

When shopping for soda, I will pretty much only buy Coke Zero…if Coke products on sale that week.

COKE ZERO

Just so you know, Splenda's not zero calorie.

So, this is going to be a bit of a tangent, but, people have been falling for this shit for-fucking-ever.

He's FUCKING useless.

It especially sucks because, unlike myself, he knows exactly when and why he got it. He was in the booth, and some PA accidentally turned his headphones up to max. He's had it ever since.

Um, sadly, Andy Partridge got tinnitus like a decade or so back, and it was basically driving him mad. That guy's not going to be around loud noises possibly ever again.

"It’s all about an aspiring street artist named Kyrie who is secretly the descendant of a sect of ancient Shaolin masters."