I'm ok with the electronic license plate IN THEORY.

I only accept this if Tom Brday is simultaneously Anakin and Jar Jar.

Durst said that if he didn't do this, he'd feel like a chump. (hey)

I don't see what the big deal is. They do this every autumn.

You are both wrong. This must only be mixed with Viniq, the alcoholic beverage made from fermenting what was in a steam cleaner used to clean carpets at a strip club.

I feel like this should be stated to him at the start of the interview.

Awful cavalier with the damnation, pope…

Big Wheel.

I feel like the bridge after the repeated/stuttered entreaty not to let the singer down is just a musical interpretation of them utterly and completely letting her down.

WAIT, THAT'S ALSO THEM?!

I don't know why, but I invent new substitute lyrics to Shut Up and Dance real-time every fucking time.

Wait, this goddamn Closer song is THEM!?

You know what was jarring to me?

Robot pilots "fighting" monsters was the point, yes.

Parts of it were a bit awkward and hammy, but maybe a second one could do better without all the introductory bits.

"Fuck you, kaiju! I got you right where I want you! At range, with this super effective machine gun."

I imagine this new $10 was and all the pomp and circumstance were ginned solely for the purpose of winning the goddamn 2017 IACA Award for Best New Banknote.

When intolerant people say "no more hate" they literally only mean for it apply to them, ever.

Getting laid, obvs.

Here's the twist. Give it away for free. Make the money on SHIPPING.