Schadenfreude is a complicated pleasure, I think.

Ok, so pardon my ignorance here, but what the flying fuck is toasted caramel?

No, no, no. Please don't. It fucking co-stars Dennis Rodman, and even as a guilty pleasure, it's pretty unwatchable.

Upvoted for the downvote.

*existentialist-tinged rimshot*

3 minutes tops.

Cy…

My ex was Japanese and she'd keep telling me that blue stuff didn't belong in food. So, anything that had blue food coloring in it would just freak her out.

Gwen: Breaking Away? But not American Flyers?

I'm proposing the counter list. For every year you were alive, pick a film you think sucks, and you'd never want to see again.

DOWNVOTED SO HARD!

If you used the commands to look around, there were hints. Playing a couple adventure games before helped.

I think the first thing you had to do was turn on the light.

Banner image caption contest:

Same, except I wasn't super dumb, and I got out of the first room.

Counterpoint: It was that they advertised the game as being one way, and the game wasn't that way at all, and that is a stupid way for developers to behave, and they should be shamed for it.

Oh shit, the Jar Jar RC is back up to 12 cents!

Beckett Dazeem

AWWWWWW JUS!

*Throws goblet at you*