FNT was also in Long Kiss Goodnight, even though it makes no sense thematically. It's just this random song in the car.

Any hospital can be a bar if you try hard enough and sneak in enough flasks/find the cough syrup supply closet.

But who's that casting, "Defeatist Stares" in my direction?

That's another great song to mumble at karaoke.

You might be shocked to know that it's an actual term. I was reading Moonwalking with Einstein, a book about the people that compete in memory championships, and the guys that do all the competitive memory stuff all use "mind palace" as standard parlance.

This guy's going to claim all of the tax-deductions, too. Just watch.

You could be gay or date a black girl, but not BOTH?

Why would you only give the guy such little notice to prepare to be surprised?

I'd ask you to apologize, but it's not like you to say SOREY.

Not a game, not a game, not a game…

I still can't get past the fact that they named a character Dick Rider.

Kind of a long walk to get to the punchline. Not quite a Faceswap Death March, though.

Isn't this more of a Gyllencorridor?

Try the fish!

Sciencettes. They get to launch the Rockettes.

Don't you cockblock me!

Well, you can keep the change, then!

This is what I was talking about. They ran these two columns next to each other in the same issue:

It's a shame what happened to Herbert.

Maybe quarterly? Anchower dating a black chick was great because of the corresponding JB Smoove article.