I'm not hyperventilating or bitching endlessly about anything. Seriously, what the fuck?

Because:

Look, I understand that the uninformed entitled gamer is definitely a thing, but that wasn't the problem in this case. This time they got straight up lied to.

Nope. Considering it sold millions.

That's your own fault. Well, it is if you played the first one, because they didn't fix a damn thing from the first game.

UGGGGGHHHHHHH. Such high hopes…

Not to be that guy, but I think this is probably the third different time a Simmons property has ginned up a Tecmo Bowl article out of nowhere as if he's James Ensor recreating his past works.

Seriously, what's the most embarrassing thing in that list? Easy Mac? Pop Tarts?

So, you post something about hoverboards, but the picture clearly shows a thing with two wheels distinctly not hovering at all.

He's a Jets fan.

I'm an editor by trade, and there's probably a 10-year window (if that) before software hits the point where it's just good enough that my job doesn't exist anymore.

That's basically the same way I feel about her. The only allegations I believe about her are that she's a crony, and that a Hillary presidency would have been 4 years of backalley dealings.

Any idiot should have been able to realize that because they'd had 25 years to pile on her with shotgun attacks, SOMETHING was bound to happen or become apparent during the election cycle which would validate the previous attacks.

So, I was trying to think about what kind of large-scale industry you could move out to the sticks that would give people the type of work they wanted to do in some kind of sustainable way.

From someone on the outside looking in, it almost seems like maybe you should run someone other than the candidate who's been attacked for the last 20 years.

You didn't like to the new Knittas With Attitude album?

I remember asking my girlfriend at the time, "How do you know what's trash, and what's flammable trash?"

*Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Narrator Voice*

Always self-portrait truthers.

Only purebred words. This guy's gonna make it in Trump's America.