I'm sad that everyone's missing the fact that this was a Joe Buck joke. :(

Says the guy in the luchador mask.

Where's Phil Hieronymus Simms' prediction record? I need to know who's zut-ing who!

Look, Fox has the stupid fucking robot, but as MLB playoff games are going, he's over on FS1, and you get someone else doing the NFL broadcasts.

Well, he DID have the power.

I dare! And as OSS knows, who dares, wins!

If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's never to trust anyone from Fresno State.

There's a disturbing little bit of synergy with Westworld and the NFL. Former players have been committing suicide in the past few years, and their preferred method of offing themselves involves shooting themselves in the chest so that their brains can be preserved and studied.

"I said hey (hey) you (you) get into to my Inbox!"

Not only that, he doesn't even have the decency to BE WHITE.

Yeah. They edited out the part where he doesn't pick up his dog's poop.

There was also a reason for the N64 carts, and that was that Nintendo could not legally make a CD-based game console due to them bailing on the Nintendo Playstation and partnering up with Philips.

I'm lying down…and lying about lying down…

Is that a lie?

"Quick! Hit Ctrl+Alt+Right Click!"

Is it called, "Frenemy of the State"?

"I'd have security escort you out, but I fear that would just make things…messier."

You could argue that Nintendo's the one who forgot about it.

They aren't. Unless you're buying them from a proprietary source who controls the only supply, and charges a ri-fucking-diculous markup on them.

Ride or Die for my TI!