These people were walking somewhere around 5,000 steps per day prior? That seems a little "pulled from thin air" to me.

I don't know how to feel about that. Maybe I've played way too much, (tbh, I was unemployed for a couple months post-launch…) maybe you've just been exceptionally lucky because all your Legendary drops haven't been dups, or maybe you've just been so unlucky that you haven't gotten that many Legendaries.

Look, a costume company selling an oversized red sweater and novelty glasses and calling it an "Undecided Voter" costume is fucking hilarious. It will sell somewhere in the range of 8-10 costumes, but I appreciate the effort.

That architectural advice sounds a little Frank Lloyd Questionable to me…

I can buttress your column of basketballs.

Panathinaikos? Isn't that were Schortsanitis played? Cuz he was like, Pananotsothinaikos.

Your alors have been massively zut-ed, Teti.

It's pretty easy to come up with more than one Halloween idea per character. Strong Bad did it every year!

The Best Day of my Life song is used in Best Western commercials. I like to subvert the messaging by altering the lyrics to, "Someone's gonna go and have sex with your wiiiiife. Your wi-i-i-i-i-ife."

This song was the lead-in music for the Little League World Series. ESPN is the only place I've ever heard this song, so I had no idea about the rest of the lyrics. I honestly thought this was some auto-generated tween-power song.

One of the best Hatesongs. The presenter actually hates the song, and he hates it for lyrical reasons. I hate tossed off lyrics. (Like that goddamn "Cake by the Ocean" song. Who wants to get their cake near a pile of fine sand with the wind blowing?)

It was number one on the sharts!

I think you mean Blue and White Dandruff Shampoo.

Can't upvote this, so this is basically half credit.

No, it would be called MasticHATE.

"This feature FUCKING rules"

Well, look who's put on their big boy britches and is all too good for Lowenbrau.

Psh. If the Legendary piles of gold are the most deflating thing you've seen, then you haven't been playing long enough.

I mean, Roadhog's showing more skin (by surface area) than any of the ladies even have.

I don't understand how Matt here thinks that you're not going to get any of the skins you want, but claims that he keeps playing. You end up with a ton of gold. If you were playing at the start, you're getting coins for a lot more stuff because the number of dups per box is going to be higher. I'm getting entire boxes…