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The best thing about Hard Target is playing FPS games with friends and asking them how it FEELS TO BE HUNTED!? as you kill them.

This is, in all seriousness, the best new show this year. The premise (JCVD is a movie star who works on location as his cover story in order to carry out black ops) allows Pete Atencio to come up with all kinds of hilarious shitty movies that Jean Claude has to act in as his day job.

Seriously. Earlier in the competition Japan had 1 gold and like, 7 bronze, but they were listed behind Korea who had 1 gold and 1 silver.

Oh, this explains everything now. A Hope Solo fan.

Please, man. You must not follow international sports. This very year Croatia burned a swastika onto their field to protest having to play in an empty stadium due to past racist incidents, and then in the Euros, set off explosives, and the Russians sent in undercover military people to beat up English supporters.

They were playing BRAZIL. Of course they're gonna get booed!

Except it is fluffed. The US generally loses in golds, which is what everyone else in the world counts as "first place". Once the US slips behind in that, NBC begins organizing the table by total medals.

I imagine it's just because photographers run out of stock poses for the winners. The guy you've shown, however, isn't someone that needs to be goaded, as he pretends to take a bite out of every trophy he wins.

No. It doesn't appear to help with anything. However, they won't know if it's really just terrible until they can find a placebo, which I have no idea how you'd do.

So, I can watch sports without commentary, I just think I'd enjoy it more with GOOD commentary. Dude getting amped at the right times, not trying to upstage the action, but trying to inform and complement it.

I was at a party while they had the olympics going in the background, and I yelled out "OH SHIT!" when she crashed. The shitty thing is, if she doesn't eat it on the descent (much like Nibali and Henao did the day before in the same spot.) then Maya definitely gets a medal.

Yup, him. He was in the era of "All HK singers want to be movie stars, and all HK movie stars want to be singers". He gets cast in some wire-fu action-comedies.

Is it the town I deserve, though?

I don't understand why Thailand doesn't get their own Batman.

Kong looks like he's drawn to be a Jackie Cheung knock-off. I guess that kinda makes sense, because Kong's basically a Jackie Cheung character.

Ernie Hudson's right. More romance. Life is a game of doubles. And some of these people been playin' singles wayyyyy too long.

So, one you get up to a certain tolerance of "heat", you can only taste heat by kicking it up another level. The protective gloves are necessary, not because those peppers can't be eaten, but because that shit will wreck your eyes, or more likely, your dick when you try and jerk off after work. It's still food, just

Oh, I didn't mean societal status quo. I mean, she's taking this opportunity to reinforce her circle and the current political establishment. She's trying to shame and cajole the Sanders supporters into joining her unsavory option instead of tossing them a cookie.

I'm voting "Not Trump" when my ballot comes, but even without the email and the DWS bullshit, my "come the fuck on" moment with Hillary was the VP pick. We all knew that tactically, Warren and Sanders had to stay where they were, doing what they're doing.

You mean like the Hillary "PUMA" movement was in 2008?